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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer

theonion.com RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer

WASHINGTON—In the wake of a growing outbreak that has sickened hundreds and killed two in West Texas and New Mexico, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed Friday that measles could be cured with a good concealer. “If you contract measles or suspect you have contracted mea...

RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer

"The truth is, if Americans just had proper access to lightweight cosmetic products capable of hiding blemishes, eliminating uneven skin tone, and highlighting natural complexion, measles could be eradicated.”

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