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Luckyy @lemmy.world

1 yr. ago • 100%

You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect

self-explanatory!!

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Clear anyone of debt just by thinking it.

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- Their debt transfers to you.
  
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  And then to you…
  
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- The debt alwaye gets randomly assigned to another person
  
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aa

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Power to turn things into gold by touch.

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- Including your own body parts
  
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The ability to talk to animals

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- You can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.
  
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Permanently Deleted

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- aa
  
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The ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.

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- Turns out, the books you touch are actually quite satisfied and content.
  
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- It only works if you touch it with your penis.
  
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Well, no one's said shapeshifting yet

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- But anyone within 50 miles with the same zodiac sign turns into a chicken
  
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  This is acceptable. I love chicken and hate Ted Cruz
  
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