3 Expert Shoemakers Say Ron DeSantis Is Probably Wearing Height Boosters
3 Expert Shoemakers Say Ron DeSantis Is Probably Wearing Height Boosters
The internet has questions about the governor’s boots. So I asked the experts.
Is this important journalism? No way. Is it funny as shit? I think so.
Won't call myself an expert but as my username suggests I'm also in the industry. If nothing else just looking at how he walks and stands is enough to tell he is lifting his shoes.
This being said I really hate that the media is fixating on the turds height insecurity and not the fact he is a mask-off authoritarian fascist that is trying to become president. It's like making fun of Hitler for his mustache, I mean it's kinda humorous but let's not let that distract from all the other more important shit
43Can we be certain that it's for boosting height and not the perkiness of his buttocks?
15So high heels. Gateway fashion to trans.
12Trump has started a cargo cult.
They're all trying to replace him now, using stupid things that they think worked for Trump. Making themselves look taller while leaning forward at an unnatural angle, saying horrendous shit, being generally despicable and having no filter required for the top job.
Trump got popular because people knew him. He was a celebrity. TV shows and shit. People are dumb as fuck and vote for people they've heard of. You could put Dolly Parton up there right now and get 60% of the popular vote.
12Trust me, no one will notice
9He has nothing but my disgust, but his poor toes have my pity.
7Another example of how the cons are the biggest snowflakes - this headline in addition to the one about donnie's small "hands", again.
7The only person denying this is the short man himself right?
6Here's where he bought those boots: https://donsfootwear.com/en/agusta
5I mean at this point its either wedged heels or he's a lizard because no normal person's feet just look like that. His toes are just so floppy, it's unnerving.
4I can’t believe people care about dumb shit like someone’s height in fields where it doesn’t actually matter. That 5’1" little brown woman in office with her finger on the big red button is always going to be much more of an actual objective threat than some 6’11" massive chungus of a dude with no real charisma to speak of and without any actual political power.
Hell, just give the little brown woman a gun and pit her against Big Chungus on the street and see who comes out on top.
People who analyze each other’s body condition and size and prioritize it in their judgement of everything other people do are such worthless fucking knuckledraggers.
I despise Ron DeSantis and even I can see this is an obviously petty cheap shot. Why not complain about him trying to drive Disney out of Florida? Or his fascist book censoring? Or his anti-trans garbage?
4Also, this article claims little donnie is 6'3". Hm.
4Not to mention the size 14s on a size 8 foot.
4When I read things like this I have to think about Randy Newman's Short People. Ben Shapino also comes to mind...
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to liiiiive
They got little hands, little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses and tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet
...
2So he could have bought a pair of custom boots that lift and look right
1I get why this is news, but who the fuck cares? I wanna stand over him and look down into his beady little eyes and call him, "Little Man." But I'll never get to so why do I see this on Lemmy? I'll think about Ronnie when I'm taking a shit.
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