There's a whole village, basically within arm's reach, where pigs and wine grow in abundance.
You can just pick a wine off the wine tree every morning!
In Romania? Daily basis.
After every feeding of course
Damn, the render distance is so small over there
It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill
It's a limitation of the hardware.
Hi I'm Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler
Is this pork long pig?
I was gonna ask "And just how long is this pork, exactly?"
I hope they like their wives hairy, because I'm in.
Hello, nurse!
I'd need cheese
You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.
yeah but would that be worth going to france?
France or wherever there's cheese that's not coming out of a spraying can
New pig butchering scam is getting more explicit.
Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I'm there!
Nice try, Dracula.
All you need to give me is some bloood.
Dream only of me!
Tempting. Replace pork with beef and you got a deal
I wish I had this rizz
Does this person need a husband?
Link please.
But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.
Bloody good offer, mate.
On the other line, Van Helsing prepares his sting operation
Is it provided once or on daily basis ?
Asking the important questions.
There's a whole village, basically within arm's reach, where pigs and wine grow in abundance.
You can just pick a wine off the wine tree every morning!
In Romania? Daily basis.
After every feeding of course