College is a frolicking meadow. Wait until you see what corporate life does to you.
25White hair and alcoholism
10Lisinopril and omeprozole
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I miss college. All the freedom of being an adult with almost no responsibilities. And loans were just something I would have to deal with later.
Plus learning is fun and classes were easy.
Now I just constantly think about how the crotchety old boomers are actually right: I don't want to work anymore.
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He has met his Waterloo
8C's get degrees, I'm on my 3rd electrical engineering job and i've yet to be asked about my GPA.
7Of course! The real question is: will you get a job offer?
6I'm thinking of academia.
5think again
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These are both undergraduate ID cards. At most 4 years apart.
I thought we were going to get like freshman photo, and then four years of postdoc photo.... That would be a harrowing morality tale
4Yeah they're at U Waterloo. No shit.
4Therapist receptionist: We got us another Bonaparte here
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The good ending: he wasn't worried about what his new ID photo looked like because he already has a good job lined up and the rest of his final semester looks like smooth sailing.
1per bonaparte, gli è andata pure bene for the Italians
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