Good attempt, you almost censored their name 👍
109Their heart was in the right place
47Doesn't do much good when the brain isn't.
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Why is woman bold?
42someone along the repost chain replaced a word
19The original tweet said 'lesbian' and apparently someone decided it would be better this way.
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Kink is not a substitute for adulting and tops aren't your personal ride providers.
38by themselves? no. but as part of a complete breakfast?
32See if you were an adult you could already have made me one.
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I've always had a thing for women about 10-15 years older than me that are in a position of authority or expertise. The confidence, experience, maturity, and professionalism are just sexy.
35i like to be fucked professional style. you gotta fill a few forms before and after
23Spend 20 minutes getting the wording just right on the "thank you" e-mail afterward.
9Nah, "uses a machete to cut through red tape" is one of the defining attributes of a sexy professional woman.
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Mommy issues
Same tbh
20
i am a small animal. (catgirl) (5'7)
21omg u so smol :3
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