May the strands of Darmath bless you
May the strands of Darmath bless you


May the strands of Darmath bless you
TF is this?
The first step on the path to becoming one with the God-Knowingness.
Kinda seems to be based on those weird scam letters you'd get. You'd get some random trinket that's a "holy relic" but conveniently it only works if you mail back some money to show your "devotion".
its from truewagner's monthly subscription, i love it its $5 a month and you get ridiculous things like this
Darmath, when the walls fell
Darmath, his hair outstretched
Darmath and the shears, at the barber
$5 says it's horse hair
I thought it was horseshit but you might be correct.
When I was a kid I had to tell my sins to a guy in a box, so this isn't THAT much weirder
I should start doing this but with my back hair
Weirdest question you'll get all thread, but did you pay for this or recieve it unsolicited? As a SubGenius, I'm tempted to contact them for the lolz but I am not giving them money.
This is a picture I found on the internet a few months ago.
I wish I got this in my mail.
Damn, thanks lol.