You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.
You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.
You may be a good kisser, but I'm not borrowing stuff from you.
64ReplyYou've never licked the beaters?
Did your parents keep you in oubliette?
58ReplyIn my defense, I've never seen a beater being used in real life. I mean, it's a "luxury", at least in my part of the world. Just use spoon for beating eggs, cutting butter and picking noodles - yeah, slightly inconvenient, but you can live with that.
6ReplyOr an Iron Maiden?
I hope you're not a prisoner but a free (wo)man and your blood is your own now!
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Oh man, wait till you see what I do to spoons
3ReplyI weep for you
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"Kiss"
44Replyyeah this is the PG version of "where did you learn to insert your tongue deep inside me like that?"
29ReplyAsk that pudding cup
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A special kiss
8ReplyAustralian kiss, "Down Under"
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If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there's a good chance you might be doing it wrong.
43ReplyYou shouldnβt be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.
13ReplyYeah, I love kissing, but I don't want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I'd rather just be alone forever.
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said no one ever lmao I'm lonely
36ReplyJesus Christ. I thought the first one was covered in rust for a second
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1ReplyI knew this would be in the comments
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When i hear pudding cups i picture Ron Desantisβ fingers digging in there.
4ReplyWhy?
3ReplyHey no kink shame here. This is a safe space.
Ahh screw it.. Get the torches and pitchforks!
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