'Starter homes' cost at least $1 million in over 200 U.S. cities, Zillow data finds
'Starter homes' cost at least $1 million in over 200 U.S. cities, Zillow data finds

'Starter homes' cost at least $1 million in over 200 U.S. cities, Zillow data finds

Get off your ass and get 50+ full time jobs you lazy fucks!
And stop earning avocados.
Stop eating avocados. Start eating landlords.
Tough to stomach at first, but very good for you and the community.
If I keep paying the current $1200 a month to my landlord it'll eventually trickle down to me. No doubt!
Then with that revenue, I'll buy my first house!
In reality, I'm almost 28 and I have no delusions about home ownership. Just like retirement!
Only 1200 a month?
God I wish.
My only hope of home ownership around here is waiting for my parents to die and inheriting one. That said, I keep telling them to sell all their shit, move somewhere cheaper, and retire for fuck's sake, so we'll see how that pans out.