4mo ago

Woman arrested after raccoon named Chewy found with meth pipe in driver's seat during police stop

cross-posted from: https://quokk.au/post/5652540

4mo ago

Woman arrested after raccoon named Chewy found with meth pipe in driver's seat during police stop

4mo ago

Woman arrested after raccoon named Chewy found with meth pipe in driver's seat during police stop

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- Def sounds like the trail of evidence is weak.
  Unless the racoon was caged or on a lead. Surly the defence will claim it found the stuff and dragged it into the car.
  Even if the driver has a history etc. seems the racoon is all sorts of reasonable doubt.
  
  However, a subsequent search revealed that Vidal’s car contained a bulk amount of methamphetamine, crack cocaine and three used glass methamphetamine pipes, police said.
  She's cooked bro. She has paperwork claiming the raccoon as a pet and it holding a meth pipe on bodycam allowed probable cause to justify the search. Fuck the police but they're unfortunately probably going to get the conviction.
I would have lost a large bet. From the headline, my first thought . . "this must be Florida. Has to be Florida" . . .
Nope. Ohio.
- As an ex ohioan, yeah that's us alright. Ohio is Florida if you replace the alligators with raccoons and possums and the swamp with hills then add Winter.
- Well yeah, you missed that it was a woman, not a man.
  
  Florida man is a state of mind.
Huh, well TIL why the go to name for raccoons is usually “Rocky.”
Chewy seems more like a bath salts raccoon.
That’s a lot to unpack in the title.
Why did this even make the news? The article says it happened in Ohio. I assume that's a daily occurrence there.
Fucking Springfield lol
That's not what a good copilot like Chewy would do. Now, that hack Chuy would totally meth it up.

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