"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"
"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"
"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"
https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/
by @theonion
But save the blood for sausage of course
But sausage is meat.