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VARK @sh.itjust.works

11 mo. ago • 98%

Behold the Oppenhammer

30 comments

I am become shrapnel, destroyer of organs

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- All your shrapnel are belong to organs
  
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  Hippity hoppity All your organs are now my property
  
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One hit wonder.

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- The last hammer you'll ever need
  
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- That's not how mortars work.
  
  You'd need to smack the tail and spin start it in most cases.
  
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  There's no safety so well designed that a properly motivated idiot can't bypass it.
  
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Guaranteed to oppen anything!

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- Once
  
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We should be moving away from single use products. Go planet!

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- You've only gotta use it once and you'll never need another hammer in your life.
  
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  BIFL
  
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That's a malicious mallet!

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Tomahawk missile

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The logical evolution from the .50 hammer.

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What nutjob decides to weld that.

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- What, an empty mortar shell so clueless people will think it's live? Dunno
  
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Actual footage of this in use

https://imgur.io/v7UEq

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- So many questions, wish there was a way to know the backstory of this gif.
  
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  Some kinda fireworks celebration as far as I remember in, I want to say Latin America?
  
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Oppan hammer style

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Who let the Ork Tankbustas in here??

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Big Bada Boom

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Destroyer of welds

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+2 hammer of worldending

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I'm not sure this sh.it justworks.

not more than once, anyway.

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a sober person would throw it

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Something tells me this should only be used by the people who has attained the trait "Deathwish" 🤔

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Do you rotate three times and throw it?

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