It do be though and I'm a slut
It do be though and I'm a slut
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Dude with a 3 inch dick told her it was the size of a 9 year old's and she heard 9 inches.
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Respect for the 3 inch dick guy using what might be the biggest turn off way to describe his penis and successfully banging anyway.
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Guarantee she’s never seen a 9 inch cock
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I love sex and 9 inches is too much. Sorry bros. You pull out 9 inches on me and I'm gonna hafta pass.
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What about 8.99?
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Thats a steal!
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Unusually large vagina.
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Remember in the beginning of godfather, sonny was banging that bridesmaid? There was a whole subplot in the book where he had a huge schlong, and he thought she was the perfect woman for him because she had an extra large vag that could accommodate it
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As the bearer of larger than average wedding tackle... it really really tends to put a crimp in things.
I've had multiple sexual partners, but have been married for nearly a decade. One woman, one, could handle it. Sadly, it is not my wife.
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it really really tends to put a crimp in things.
Not literally I hope
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Someone needs to tell her, inches are on the other side of the ruler.
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Mine is not very big, but it is very, very thin.
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\ Show me.
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Maybe the dude said 9 centimeters and she thought it's inches, or vice versa. Or maybe she really has a train garage for a pussy
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Even 7 inches is bigger than 99% of dicks.
IIRC the actual number is 95%
As a gay hoe, can confirm
As a straight hoe with a not-that-much-bigger-than 7"... Can confirm I thought it wasn't very big until every single partner I've ever had has exclaimed about it being the biggest they've personally seen. I didn't believe them for a long time but I GUESS 🤷
I'm short and scrawny, but apparently way above average in some respects.
You have an enormous vision problem?