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  • The problem is, people eat worms on Ferenginar.

    You'll need to move to where it's safer to be a worm in public to meet more open worms.

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    Can you imagine how good Smurfs must taste when Gargamel can't decide whether to eat them or turn them into gold?
  • Maybe cooking them is also a massive hassle?

    He had a cauldron, sure, but I imagine preparing Smurf meat is meticulous with their tiny bones. Maybe turning them into gold was less of a hassle.

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    Hit'n the right spot in the ol' brain
  • Which is why you have to check for casein in products when vegan. Some products which have nothing to do with dairy add the casting just to give you a fix.

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    Just a prank, bro
  • This is hilarious because when my Dad was alive, a long pause like that usually meant he completely agreed but felt like a father shouldn't say that.

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    Merry Christmas 🎁🎄
  • Knee-jerkers are down-voting this but I want everyone to know that this was blasting on every radio after 9/11 and it was awful.

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    Dating
  • I like reminding my single friends that 73% of Americans are considered overweight. 41% are obese.

    A shocking amount of my male friends are overweight or obese and refuse to date overweight women.

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    Commercial tea bags release millions of microplastics when in use
  • I'll never forgive Starbucks for what they did to Teavana!

    That aside, I think anybody who ever tasted a triangle bag tea knows they're bad for you. They taste awful! Like plastic! I'm shocked they're still for sale.

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  • This is sort of a shower thought because this morning I was using some shaving cream and I thought, if it turns out in 5 years this was giving me cancer, I wouldn't be surprised.

    Comes out a goo, ejected from a can with force, immediately becomes a foam?

    Do you have anything you use that you think might be too good to be true?

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