10 mo. ago • 98%

When an eel has a maw with a phyrangeal jaw, that's a moray!

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When a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel, that's a moray!

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- When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, thats a Moray!
  
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  If it lurks on a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a moray!
  
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So that's what inspired Giger's Alien mouth-in-mouth horror then? Yikes.

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- It was a goblin shark, but this seems more relevant..
  
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https://xkcd.com/1814/

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- Randall made the same kind of joke in https://what-if.xkcd.com/141/ – can you find it?
  
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when the moon hits your knees
and you mispronounce trees
sycamore

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When evolution needed an immediate hot fix for the eel to swallow

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It helps pull the food backwards and swallow.

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- Why have teet at the front then?
  
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  Front teeth grab prey. The inner jaws grab it again and pull it back to help it swallow large prey.
  
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- This game really messed up having no separation between power and air. You could get smashed out by goombas on land then just have a little dip to recharge. Part of the charm I suppose, I love that game.
  
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See: Fish That Suck, with Ze Frank.

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My name is jaw daker

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Making good use of it :

https://youtu.be/1ERCvUzHxCA?si=i5uL-RkdlsAiAhhT

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It's not going to give a good blowjob.

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- Speak for yourself.
  
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