Weekend caption contest. Can you make it about Threads somehow?
Weekend caption contest. Can you make it about Threads somehow?
Don’t worry about it, Threads already gave me cancer
17ReplyThis is way too good
3ReplyLooks like you won this round. Have a cookie. Would you like to choose a picture for the next round?
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Looks like you won this round. Have a cookie. Would you like to choose a picture for the next round?
2ReplyThank you! I’ll have to look for one. You can go ahead and use something else if you already have one in mind
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Threads makes your server smoke
Always need a smoke after fucking over the federated
Zuck takes a smoke break, color, 2023
17ReplyThat last one hits different.
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"Got anything harder? The things I've had to translate today..."
11ReplyMark C-3PO, before the newest upgrade into Mark Z-Uckerberg
6ReplyMeta dev pictured programming bot to blow smoke up your ass
5ReplyI thought I got in early enough but I'm c4po on Threads.
5ReplyHow Meta sees you after scraping your texts and seeing that you enjoy talking about Star Wars, smoking and outdoor activities.
5ReplyFucking hell... have you SEEN the "permission requirements" for that app...
4ReplyPlease, let me light that for you Mr Zuckerberg. I hear the humans really like your new app. They can’t stop flapping their parts about it. Well done sir.
4Replyzuckerberg collecting personal information about my spambots
4ReplyThe birth of the C42O droid
2ReplyMeta preparing their bots to take over the fediverse.
2ReplyThe Singularity App has 98 million new users and a C&D, Lord Zuck
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