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  • Boomers probably built the world we live in. Once the phones came, the ability to focus and do complex tasks evaporated, so I wouldn’t really say a bad word about their intellectually superior asses after all.

    • Me, a self-taught 25y+ IT wiz with hardware, software, networking, and programming

      My parents, doom-scrolling fox news and asking me how to send an email

      If I died they would slowly starve, absolutely helpless for anything beyond basic human function. "how do I open a pdf", "why do I have 4 passwords for 1 website", "I went to [domain 2] and it is different from [domain 1] and no it's not because I clicked the first entry on Google" [spoiler alert, they blindly clicked the first entry on Google], "plex isn't working, what do you mean check the wifi, I thought we had unlimited wifi", "how do I check the home phone voicemail", "how do I redeem cash back on my credit card", "how do I order pizza from dominos", "I made an account" [for a site I have a family account setup for already], "I paid for a year of a streaming service without testing the free trial and I can't stream anything", "why can't we play [streaming service we don't pay for]", "why does this say 'ad blocked' when I try to click on this shady email", "the home security system went off after I disabled the back door, went outside, then closed the door, then came back in - I don't understand" [the system armed when they shut the door behind them, then came back in and boom], "why does this say I'm out of cloud space" [14 gigabytes of pointless emails]... And that's just from recent memory! And this is a constant stream of basic things. I can't even get them to reliably reboot devices before they are out of ideas. Literally helpless.

      All boomers did was successfully take everything for themselves, and didn't learn a damn bit in the process.

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