Bruh, this should have gone in !pissposting@lemmy.world
72ReplyI wish this was real. Just noticed the AI artifacting extending the grill of the truck on the right through his arm.
43ReplyAm trucker, also wish it were real. But that account is a shitposting fake truck stop account
15ReplyIt's real in our dreams at least
6ReplyAlso, the clearly fake truck in the middle ground.
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It's not illegal to cross post!
10ReplyIt will be when I'm elected.
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Way of the road, Bubs
35ReplyFuckin’ way she goes
23ReplyWhat is drunk?
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Just recycle please
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So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of "Mountain Dew" on their car.
He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker's piss bottle.
28ReplyBless your naive friend
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I want to see the job posting for this position…
25ReplyBe the change you want to see
11ReplyAh you think piss is your ally? You merely adopted the piss jug. I was born in it, molded by it.
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That mascot suit looks like a heatstroke generator
19ReplyIt's a piss generator
3ReplyWe are all piss generators
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"kids can get their picture taken for only $5" How much for adults?
19ReplyIf you bring a child it's free but if you come alone it's $9.99
13ReplyWhat a deal! I'll take 100
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👉👈 Uwu pissman
17ReplyIt's literally AI art
12ReplyIt's literally art
1Replyit's literally a image url /s
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Everybody knows you're supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.
12ReplyYou're supposed to empty them out the window as you drive.
Throwing the plastic out is just wasteful.
7ReplyYou're talking about waste and in the same comment advising throwing out all that liquid gold?
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Way of the road, Bubs.
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Bruh I giggled like a fucktard when I saw “urine trouble” for some reason I found that hilarious
11ReplyThat’s what I say to my dumb dumb dog when he pisses on something. :p
9ReplyHe looks like he'd piss on something he's not supposed to. Give him lots of pats for me ok? I'm sure he's being his best self.
7ReplyAwwwww bless what breed is the little fella. He looks like a wolfhound.
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I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.
Ya'll...don't use kitty litter?
You know it just occurred to me right this moment, but towing banners is advertising, and fuck advertising. Glad I never got into that racket.
8ReplyUse wood pellets. Less smelly.
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I need this guy on some of my job sites, I swear.
7ReplyPiss Jug Man is with you, always.
5Reply👉👈 Piss jug man is-iss always with me uwu aaa-always
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I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but I’ll convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.
7ReplyYou'll miss out on PJM's patented olfactory experience then bub.
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It's the way of the road.
7Replyis this real because i love it
6ReplyNo, look at the shadow. It's AI generated.
16ReplyThe truck is also odd.
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Where's Shit Bag Man? 🤔
6ReplyShit Bagman is feeling pretty crappy about all these dog poop bags in the park!
4ReplyHe's out for a dump
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$5 well spent, can't put a price on piss memories
6ReplyI don't get why motherfuckers don't just pour it out and use the bottle again.
3Reply 9ReplyThey're probably just idiots
5ReplyOr simply drink it.
2ReplyYeah it's like, free nutrients or something. Maybe.
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In the cab? Might as well just piss on the floor then.
1ReplyUh, no? You open the door somewhere and pour it on the ground.
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No more free apple juice for me I guess.
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