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I thought this had to be old, because why the fuck would they be holding a hearing on this now when he’s not president? But no, that’s what they’re doing. Fucking Republicans.

It's surely being done to appease the orange toddler as he wants Biden dragged through the courts as he was. Small problem is that either Bidens a much smarter criminal than Trump and didn't leave any evidence, or he just wasn't criminal enough to warrant charging.
Not president, and dying of cancer
Because it was all prophesized in Hunter Biden's laptop and Hilary Clinton's emails.

We live in a gerontocracy, of course our leaders are going to be suffering from cognitive decline.

The world would be so much better off if you just couldn't be elected after a certain age.
- Hypocrisy is the conservative way, though. The Canadian conservative party leader (but not actually an MP) got into politics saying if he were Prime Minister, he would enact a two-term limit (8 years) for all MPs.
  He was an MP for 25 years until he lost his seat this spring. Ironically, one of his campaign slogans was 'vote for change'. Upon the electorate voting for the change of their representative and him losing his seat, he then went to Alberta to steal another conservative MP's seat, while also continuing to reside in the mansion for the official Leader of the Opposition in Parliament.
- 55 lol
- They should index it to when you can draw social security.
Would be nice if we could mandate highly invasive and frequent cognition tests for our leaders past retirement age. Like, "surprise exam ya haggard bitch, pass this or you're out with no pension or benefits!" Ideally conducted by some 3 agency's door kicker team at 3AM on a Saturday, every Saturday.
I think we can all agree that it should be steeper, going forward. Precipitously so, frankly.

So congress is wasting tax payer money by hosting a meeting to bully an old cancer patient and private citizen.

Our government is as respectable as a your average conspiracy podcaster.

Your gouvernement is largely made up of conspiracy podcasters, so that figures.

Durbin is 80 years old. Donald Trump is the youngest person named... Fml

It's kind of double hypocrisy when you consider the fact that Reagan was well known to be completely mentally shut down by the end of his second term.

Nancy Reagan was basically the president for most of his second term.
- And her astrologer.
- Was it just a stipid internet rumour, like that guy removing a rib for you know what, that she was the best at sucking dick in Washington?
More like the start of his second term - and it was Alzheimer's.

Chuck Grassley is living proof that only the good die young.

Where the fuck were videos like this during the '24 campaign? I was and remain dumbfounded that there weren't super-clips of Fatputin's various word-salads and crazy spew, just playing non-stop across battleground states. Didn't the DNC have record funds, in the billions? And we got none of this, just a normal campaign with lame ads.

Seriously. That should have been happening and enough. Fuck.
- Our owners wanted it this way.
There were plenty of ads and videos of this nonsense during the campaign. Talk shows and news reports were covering this non-stop; people just voted Republican anyway.
- Huh, weird, I must have missed all of them!

As a Canadian, I'm genuinely confused why anyone is still investigating Biden. He's not the president. Why bother?

They're not criminal charges, so what's the big deal?

Sometimes I just don't understand why some of the things that are happening there, are still happening.... But ok.

Modern Republicans aren't interested in governing. They're interested in running a circus while their fascist baby in chief destroys the country.
- Modern republicans are only interested in concepts of a government
- That's a good thing, us non-Americans want to see the Empire crumble. It'll give us some breathing room
They're trying to retroactively invalidate whatever changes or orders he implemented by proving he was incompetent.
It's all distraction from the terrible things that Trump is doing.
They are struggling to feel relevant to their own ideas. Even if it makes zero impact on any of what is actually going on in reality.

Go reboot McConnell, Chuck.

Maybe this time, he'll do him a kindness and take his teeth out first.

So, considering the average age of said room, would those clips be considered a hearing aid?

Durbin should have grabbed Grassley's gavel and played keep away with it, making the old guy jump to grab it until he croaked from an infarction.

Pretty sure thats some sort of zombie. Are we sure this isn't weekend at the Bernies thing or some sort of fascist necromancer?

They already did it with Feinstein. Puppeting corpses is a time honored tradition in the US government.

Old people suck.

Books are where it's at!
- Thank you. Finding yet another scapegoat helps no one. The 1% is at fault.
  I may be over 60, but I'm still on the correct side of the class war.