Bed, bath and beyond.
Bed, bath and beyond.
Imagine being drunk as shit and instead of going to the toilet you just move the mattress aside and go just straight shitting diarrhea down into your bathtub.
83ReplyMy car was stolen earlier and yet this is the worst thing to happen to me today. I hate it.
97ReplyAw man, what kind of car? Hyundai?
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You know you don't have to say everything you think, right?
34ReplyI bow to you words of wisdom or experience. I don't know yet.
7ReplyYou've got that special something. I can't quite put my finger on it, or in it, but I know it's somehow related to how humans made it this far.
5ReplyI hear that I'm special all the time.
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Living the dream
4ReplyPissing into a plastic bag, throwing it in the shower like a water balloon.
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The beyond being mould, I presume.
51ReplyDon’t forget mildew and wood rot!
16ReplyAnd you get to sleep in moist blankets...
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Behold: bunkbath.
31ReplyIn Germany we call it Wohnklo (live-in loo). Used to be a joke but I guess these days it's just reality.
11ReplyAnd we thought the double-decker couch was a monstrosity.
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Like a London sublet for £500 a month in Zone 3.
21Reply$2500/month in Manhattan, opening bid. 2 months up front plus last month plus 2 months as security deposit. Must show 4x rent as minimum income.
6ReplyWhat is Zone 3?
5ReplyIt’s the way the London Underground is split up, in kinda circles from the centre point. Zone 1 is a fairly small area of central London, zone 2 is a little further out etc. Zone 3 is the closest most people could possibly afford to live. My sister lives in zone 5 and works in Westminster. It’s about a 45 min commute on the tube.
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For £500 that's a shared bathroom.
5ReplyAin't that the sad truth.
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Someone please tell me that shelving unit isn’t structural.
16ReplyIt looks pretty damn structural 💀
10ReplyLooks like a gap between the top of it and the bed and a post behind it, so I don't think it is.
2ReplyLooks like the bed has a leg behind it fortunately. I totally had the same thought at first though.
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I can't stop imagining a TV screen beside the shower, just outside the photo...
13ReplySome family friends of ours have a built in bathroom tv. It’s actually pretty cool!
4ReplyHeh that was in the man's bathroom in a home improvement episode, before smartphones that was the dream..so you didn't have to read shampoo bottles or remember your Mad magazine.
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Mount a TV to the wall, get a hot plate and a mini fridge and you’re good to go!
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9ReplyThe mold and mildew in your mattress
12ReplyMy friend had a bed wetter live with them for a few months. I can't imagine the mattress could get worse than that - this would be the perfect solution.
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It's not practical, but it does look cozy.
8ReplyWhere's the slide?
7ReplyA water slide, if you will
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$2200/mo. First, last, and security deposit required
6ReplyThat's some fancy ass jail cell
3ReplyWhat if... what if we slept on the bathroom loft together? 👉👈🥺
3ReplyThis isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to live near bed bath and beyond
3ReplyWhen you're in the tub and it starts raining on you because your roommate peed the bed.
2ReplyIn Germany This is called an “Ein-Zimmer-Wohn-Klo” (One-Bedroom-Living-Toilet).
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