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There's a badass maths lady I met on Tumblr who named herself Tesseract. She definitely won at names.
I'm in awe at this one honestly, "Tess" and "Tessa" are great nicknames and then you can drop the "it's short for Tesseract" and blow minds. Absolutely fantastic name.
There's a Minecraft mob called Luna?
Kid named fucking Mildred:
The man-eater?
99% chance they were going with Ender, but there's that 1% chance they were going with Pigman and that's what I'll choose to believe
Good chance for Blaze
Turns out they were going to go with "Steve".
CHICKEN JOCKEEYYY
There's also Allay, Wither, and Ghast
everyone out here ignoring strider
Also Vex, Blaze, Sniffer, Hoglin, Zoglin
blaze mayb
locking in my answer on allay. that's 1000% it
creeper
Prismarine would be sick, or Blaze.
1% chance they were going with Pigman
It's simon, so maybe...
Kid named Zombified Piglin:
I misread that as Starcraft and was imagining "I go by 'Overmind, The Eternal Will Of The Swarm' now"
I also read StarCraft and was trying to think of what names they could have picked
The cerebrate names were pretty cool
Kid named zergling: :(
Edit: unironically though, Archon is a kinda cool name
It would probably be something crazy like “Sarah” or “Jim”.
Name yourself after a Rowdyruff Boy because honestly, Brick, Boomer and Butch are the perfect fucking names. No notes.
Ok so should I criticize my trans friend for forgetting to change her last name from -ski suffix to -skaya suffix when doing the legal name change to remove deadname?