1w ago

Lemmy is ... ahhrrr, c'mon ... WTF? ... the door! ... who the hell would ... ? ... where is this darn towel ... AHHH, FUUU ... hnnnrrghhh ...

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Sounds like a rough shower.
- Everyone in the building happened to flush their toilets at the same time.
  Fun factoid: there's an urban legend about so many people flushing their toilets during halftime of the NFL Super Bowl, that it actually broke municipal water mains.
  
  It's a shame that it's not real, it would be a funny counterpart to the UK power grid having to anticipate the half time break in major football games because everyone simultaneously puts the kettle on
- yeah but good rough. especially that happy ending sound.
- I like it rough
  
  Well hello there!
  slams face into wall
  skips away giggling
🤔 reads more like /c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
A hitchhiker who knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
- OP is not a hoopy frood.
- I wouldn't go anywhere without my lovely towel
  
  They are incredibly versatile and also a clear sign you know what you’re doing.
Did you close the shower door on your dick again?
- I thlammed my penith in the thower door
- Don't worry, I would have added way more capital "U"s to "FUUU" if that were the case.
This is why I take baths.
- Where do you take them?
- BOOOOOOOO! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHUNNNNN NN!

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