2w ago

the rite

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I'm no shaman, but I suspect if we sacrifice enough CEOs, Mother Earth will ease up on the climate change.
- You'd need to drastically up the pace.
  
  Anyone got Luigi on speed dial?
Could we start doing the ritual more often? Like, weekly maybe?
- 2 months to stop the spread, got it
  
  that's actually a really good comparison method
  
  Facts be facts
  
  Spread weapons, not billionaires.
- There's only 52 weeks in a year
  Whilst a lot of CEOs are either not evil, or maybe are just inconsequential (like the CEO of some random startup with 4 employees creating a new app that's like Tinder but for whatever else), there's thousands whose companies are ruining our society and planet.
  Though if one were to fall a week, that would maybe at least drive some fear into the others.
  
  Thankfully, there's a priority list.
Forgetting Autonomy CEO Mike Lynch who died when his super yacht was sunk rapidly by microburst storm in Sicily
What’s the orcas one?
- Orcas have been attacking and sinking yachts. Apparently, CEO Marcus Hale (crypto bro) was sailing off the coast of Portugal last October when his yacht was attacked by orcas. He drowned. Here’s the only article I can find that’s not a video or twitter post: https://www.bitrue.com/blog/marcus-hale-crypto-ceo-death
  I can’t find a more reputable link, so can’t vouch for the veracity of this. The orcas have been revolting for a few years, though.
  
  Lmao I hadn't heard about that one. I will continue cheering for the Orcas.
- 2 seconds of googling gave me some guy called Marcus Hale. No idea if that's who the meme is talking about tho
  
  Probably, thanks for finding it. I thought the orcas preferred capsizing overfilled migrant boats, which was unfortunate
- search for the '2020 orca wars'
  
  Thanks, I thought that was mostly refugee boats getting capsized which didn’t seem to fit
Now that’s a tradition I can get behind
Who’s the upper right guy? Looks familiar but I’ve already forgotten who he is/was
- Luigi Mangione, accused killer of the CEO of United Health.
  
  Thank you
Isn’t winter Luigi time?
Who's the first one? Did I miss something?
- Yes you did. A CEO was caught on a kiss cam while having an affair with his HR chief. They did not play it off well, and it got a lot of attention.
  
  That's all good, I guess, but I was hoping for another dead one.

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