12 mo. ago • 95%

Sonic Shower Thought: Someone has probably used holodeck technology to feel like they're pooping at home.

I know people who only poop at home. I can't imagine being out in space for years. With holodeck technology... Someone is bound to have written a program that simulated their bathroom at home.

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We didn’t need any more supporting data to cement “cleaning out the holodecks” as the worst job in starfleet

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- Can’t you get it to clean itself?
  
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  It’s a job in Lower Decks which I think makes it canon.
  
  That being said, it would be hilarious if holodecks can be self-cleaning but they still make ensigns do it anyway to “build character”
  
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  It’s a matter assembler disassembler. Should be perfect for it.
  
  On the other hand people wear costumes to the holodeck so I’m not sure.
  
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Man, cleaning out the bio filters was bad enough with all the porn…

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Actually, I tend to think of this ship as home. But if it's Earth you're talking about, I try to get back whenever I can.

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Someone has probably used transporter technology to Harry Potter their poop away

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- Like before you even go to the bathroom. That would be super weird feeling.
  
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  “O’Brien, set biofilters for feces and urine”
  
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  Have you ever had a gas bubble in your gut that shifted and now you feel fine?
  
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- A whole new spin on a “transporter buffer overflow”.
  
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  What are you keeping in the buffer doc?
  
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I hate how right you are.

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Isn't that implied in a Lower Decks episode That people mainly use the holodeck for the bathroom

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- That all depends on what you're using the bathroom for.
  
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  Blumpkin?
  
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- To jerk off. That's why it sucks to have to clean them.
  
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  Seeing as how the lower deckers have shared communal space at all times when off duty, I too, would want a nice private place to spank the space monkey
  
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They have their appartement and family on the ship though. Isn't it their home at some point?

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