So if it's not crabs (carcinization), I guess it'll be anteaters?
So if it's not crabs (carcinization), I guess it'll be anteaters?
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How many times have they evolved into grass eaters?
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I'm not aware of any ant-eaters evolving to eat grass
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Everyone is bighype about carcinization- crablike this, convergent evolutionary pressures that- nobody ever mentions arborification. Did you know that 'trees' evolved independently dozens of times? Trees and crabs, that's what we'll find on alien planets I tells ya.
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Crabs that eat ants. The perfect being.
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If everything evolves into crabs eventually, wouldn't the next step of evolution be crab-eaters?
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The apex crab-eaters would slowly evolve to be more crab-like.
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I can only imagine the frustration of early anteaters as they have to leave most of the ants because they didn't evolve long tongues yet.
Like trying to get the last pringles with your hand
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Grow boobs, eat ants
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It's the easy way out. Ants are always plentiful.
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Why didn't any of those 12 times worked?
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Why does this graph look like the Death Star?
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Good ol' vermilingualization
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Hear me out - a crab shaped anteater
What the hell is wrong with you
Ok, then. What about an ant shaped crabeater?
We truly are in the blurst timeline
Mother of God. The perfect being