George R.R. Martin Finally Finishes Writing Sequel To ‘Erin Brockovich’
George R.R. Martin Finally Finishes Writing Sequel To ‘Erin Brockovich’
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George R.R. Martin Finally Finishes Writing Sequel To ‘Erin Brockovich’
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It's the year 3576, the cyborg army has devastated the northern hemisphere, society has crumbled and all that remains are tiny groups of survivalists, George R R Martins is still working on finishing the ending.
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George R R Martins is still
working on finishingthree books away from the ending.
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Must be a slow week in the US politics if the onion has time for any other topic :)
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They needed a little break
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This title got me in the same way as writing someone's age and name in a title
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Ian Fleming's estate published a few more James Bond books after he passed away.
Book 7 may just end up that way.
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George is a hack.
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Luck is the secret behind many “great” things.
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I met the guy at a signing. Total fucking loser asshole.
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While I'm not 100% comfortable with his tithing, if Mr. Martin passes Sanderson could pull a Jordan.
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For me their mistake was ::: spoiler spoiler wanting Danaerys' downfall to be a huge internet-breaking shock moment, that people would react to the way they did to Ned Stark's death or the Red Wedding. In their desperation to avoid spoiling the surprise, instead of a compelling 8-season study of her descent from idealism into madness we got Saviour Dany for six seasons followed by a small handful of half-assed "look, the clues were all there!" moments where she was put in a difficult position and chose the "I'm in charge, don't mess with me" option, followed by one of the most abrupt clumsy heel turns outside of pro wrestling. :::
George and Pat Rothfuss both have enough money in the bank that they don't have to release their books to the public anymore. They probably still write for fun, but neither will ever release anything again.
Honestly, I think thats fine. It's a shame I won't get to see the ending of either series, but I also don't have a shortage of things to read.
At least Martin has some quality under his belt. Rothfuss wrote 1.25 good books and just shit on his fans.
C'mon, ghost authors can create good conclusions to grand epics. Remember the 7th Dune book? And uhmmm... The 8th Dune book...they were just so memorable, we all read them...right?
I felt like picasso did a rough sketch and his kid drew crayon all over it and tried to sell it as his own art.