sideshow bob

This episode always bugged me because I don’t like parquet flooring
- Hey! I don't like it that much either, but the flat we've bought sports it and I try to live with it....and by now..I kinda dig it

Keeps the work amusing and sometimes improves your tips. You're usually cramped as hell behind a bar, especially if theres another bartender or a busser back there. I liked to try to move fluidly when I was busy and why not have a little fun if you can.

Some bloke in the South East Asia:

That's impressive. So impressive that I'm trying to figure out if there is a trick or is he just skillful.
- Apparently this is in a market in Bangkok, so he's just skillful.
Is that mofo on skates?

No reason? Ever see a little film called "Cocktail"?

Yeah, me either.

*neither
- I wouldn't say that either :)

Nobody:

Memes for no reason: people for no reason

Nobody: This meme: Nobody: Bartenders for no reason: You: Nobody: Memes for no reason: people for no reason
- Reason reason?
  People reason.
  Memes for nobody.

Nobody nothing?

Dunno why you're getting downvoted, it's a garbage format that needs to be retired. It adds nothing of value.
- They hate me because I tell the truth
- Nobody:
  _druid for some reason: 😡

Reason: tips

As a bartender, the reasons are basically:

1- Tips! People like a little something fun to watch. I don't drag things out or do any big fancy tricks(flair bartending is actually illegal in this State, or so I'm told), I'm not trying to hold my line up or make anyone wait for their drink longer than necessary. That being said...

2- It also alleviates boredom for me, the one making the 30th Peach Fairy Dust Spritzer of the evening. At a certain point it's all just muscle memory anyway to make the drink itself, it's fun to do something a little different.

Channelling Tom Cruise.

let's just hope the engine bay isn't carpeted for some stupid fucking reason

Then you're not a bartender, you're a can opener.
Perhaps you should find a different job.
Get a different job, if you hate making drinks. It is literally the main part of it.
Yeah, that's what I as a customer want. 🙄 A "mixologist" who grudgingly does their job. Sounds like a great vibe that'll keep me coming back!
Putting even an ounce of thought into it will reach the obvious conclusion: I can get a canned beer literally anywhere (or at home). What you're paid to do is make the more difficult, expensive drinks I don't have the ingredients for...