Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System
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That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion...
I wonder where he got that money to buy that food too. Probably from the pockets of a poor billionaire 😢
That’s what they get for showing up to work all fed and shit. Bet they’re the types of people who try to eat during working hours. Scum.
If she was so hungry then why didn't she die ?
Freaking fakers.
You have been promoted to Shift Supervisor
Amazon's such a shit company that I believed it, it wasn't until I scrolled and noticed the onion logo that I worked it out.
Yeah, I ate the Onion at first on this one too.
Damn employees, digesting instead of working.
Food was purchased outside of the company store
Next they’ll start testing to make sure they still have urine in their bodies when they clock out, no taking any bathroom breaks on the clock!
This isn't too far from reality, it seems.
Given that this is the same company that makes people pee in bottles and keeps them after hours without pay... yeah not big surprise.. actually it is a big surprise... given that this is just satire