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F_Haxhausen @lemmy.world

2y ago

Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

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Polite sex is when you shake hands before and after.
- Username checks out?
- That can't be it. I never had a son (that i know of).
  Oh no, I should make some calls.
- So, just the normal way?
- I guess that's why Hank Hill had Bobby and not a daughter
  
  And yet, somehow, that boy ain't right.
- "I wish you the best of luck!"

I would hope that this is a very well-done satire, but religion rots people's brains, so... I can't be that sure.
- That's because you paid for butt sex and now your ~~soul~~ Spirit will disintegrate
  
  Jokes on you, bucko, rats are cute and round and snuggly and soft and cute and don't have a daily stress from the exam season 😭
  I'd rather be a rat rn honestly

✨michael jackson✨
- Poor entertain homo dog
  
  New band name! Callled it.
- yee yee

Entertainer + homo people -> Entertain dog * Michael Jackson *
I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.

Is this like some weird evangelical Buddhist bullshit? Like, any sex that's enjoyable results in being reincarnated as a dog, or insect?
- isnt the punishment of reincarnation as animals a hindu thing?
  
  No, that's a core belief of Buddhism. You move up or down as you achieve--or lose--enlightenment, and once you've extinguished all desire, you achieve enlightenment and nirvana. Hindu might also have beliefs in reincarnation, but IDK.

Instructions unclear; became Entertain Dog.
- Michael Jackson? Is that you?
- (homo dog)
  
  Oh no! He is going to chase after balls, and lick people's faces!

Tag yourself I’m Entertain Dog (homo dog).

They should improve the quality of food in sewers so that those who bought sex and thus reincarnated as rats and cockroaches can get a second chance in their next lives

Is this a warning or a manual?
1: weird manual
2: ?????
3:

Orgies, veganism and 8 hours of sleep. Noted.

Is this like the Thai version of Dr Bronner's or the Time Cube?
- You're spot on, total Dr Bronner-syphilis-riddled-scrawlings-vibes here...
  (Jokes aside, I like Dr Bronner soap - apparently they run a decent company too)

I… have sooo many questions…

Lmao, this is high quality shit posting

This just shows you how many hoops people are willing to jump through to justify their bigotry.

Sounds like my kinda party.

There's so much to unpack here, impressive.

Which religion is this
- It's from Thailand so likely Buddhism.
  
  Thailand? Totally effective poster!

What kind of sex do I need to have to become a rich dog?
- The expensive kind

This would be better in the form of a song titled "more sex more problem" set to tune of MO money MO problems.

Wow

Ahh, it would be good to be a horny sperm again.

More problem, REINCARNATION

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