1d ago

the seven shits everyone meets

23 comments

Im not saying i wouldnt be happy if this marked nsfw because scrolling on a bus in public and lemmy pops up with literal shit on your screen is not fun.
- I wish i could have marked it nsfb
Shitposting!
Interesting content from a shitposter.
One sphincter to rule them all
I've heard tell legends of a rarely seen 8th form.
Show of hands, who’s shitting little brown raviolis?
- "Ravioli" is already the plural. The singular is "raviolo."
  
  I just realized I've never heard anyone say they're going to eat a raviolo and, for some reason, that sounds funny to me
Something's missing between 3 and 4
Used to be a 7 back when I drank and had awful diet, now I'm between 3 and 4, closest to 4 🥳
You're welcome for this very necessary and welcome insight into the contents of my toilet.
- Same ish. I'm pretty sure I was the mythical 8 the night I decided to eat most of a dominos meat lovers pizza as my first meal after getting home from getting my gallbladder removed. I stayed a 7 on and off for most of a year until my body got used to not having a bile sac anymore. But now I am once again rocking an even split between 3 and 4.
This could be a chocolate selection.
- The shitman sampler or something
Literal shit
Tag yourself
- Before dicyclomine: 6 to 7
  After dicyclomine: 4 baybee 😎
  IBSlife
Who's out there pinching off different spaghetti types
Feels more like an achievement list.

23 comments