10 mo. ago • 96%

so many great choices!!!

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Fuuuucked, with a kniiiiifeee

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- Probably better than Fucked with an Anchor though, I 'm not really sure.
  
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No cock like horse cock...

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- NO, NOT AGAIN
  
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Looks like I'll die deep underwater, where noone can hear you scream.

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- Didn't know billionaires hung out on Lemmy...
  
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  Laser beams. Check.
  
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I cum blood?!

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- Haematuria
  
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Paint it black? OH, forced black face. Shit.

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Wenches and Mead - Alestorm

Yeah, I can die that way.

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Black Dahlia Murder’s Raped in Hatred by Vines of Thorn is sticking out in my head. No thanks.

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- Fucked With a Knife is what's stuck in my head. I'll pass too
  
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WAP...

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- The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
  
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Dethklok.

Which means it will be Brütal!

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I just listened to The disappearance of Hatsune Miku, so I guess I'm going to win a rap battle and then commit suicide?

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- eat leex and get delete
  
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Slayer - Angel of Death, looks like I'm getting transported back to the 1940s

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Oh shit.

I was listening to the Star Wars soundtrack.

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- Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?
  
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I don't know what the songs were about, it was just Russian Lo-Fi. So.... murdered by chill eastern europeans?

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- I wouldn't mind to be murdered by chilled albeit hot Eastern European women by snu-snu.
  
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- Or maybe you end up hanging out with some chill Russians. Infact it's so relaxing you get relaxed to death.
  
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Bloodbath’s eaten enters the chat

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....

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I could think of worse ways to go than naked in the rain

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3005? I don't understand...

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I die while escaping from the city...

I was just rolling around at the speed of sound and now here I am in Limbo

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Loved to death...? That doesn't sound so bad.

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- Question is, what kind of love, and from what?
  
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Colorful aura by Stone Rebel

I guess at least it will be at least pretty

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Obituary - The End Complete

Is it coincidental that I feel like I'm rotting on the inside?

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Skinless - Pool of Stool

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RHCP Dani California

I don't know the implications but I'm here for It

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Sweet lies, sour truths :/

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Time for an evisceration plague: https://youtu.be/LhMuQ8JBBXo

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Do you love me now that I can dance. Well it's going to be interesting tale to take to the afterlife.

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Iron Maiden fans aren't having a good time

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Evisceration Plague feels like one of the better options if you're not like... At home with family and friends or something.

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Rabbit junk - Neurodivergent. Checks out.

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Jerry Lee Lewis "Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On." Well, kids, looks like it's Parkinson's. Just like my Dad : (

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Wolf Totem by The Hu - I have no idea but it'll be badass.

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