Zoom zoom zoom

But how hard is it to clean the inevitable fur and hairball puke?

...or worse
- Exactly this.
  I had the bed in OPs meme and it was great at first! My cats loved it, they zoomed through day and night. Then one day I noticed only one of the cats would enter at a time and only while I wasn't looking. Eventually I found out one of our cats was holding politically extreme meetings under the bed which eventually resulted in an attempted coup d'etat.
  Anyways, great bed. My cats run my house now and I get to sleep under the bed in a cool maze!
- After having pets for the last 30 years this was my first thought... oh great, another place for them to leave me "presents" (like poop, vomit, dead mice, etc)
Seems like you'd just lift up the mattress like they did for this picture.
- Lifting out a mattress to clean is a huge pain in the ass
- It sounds so easy when you say it
just keep a bunch of cardboard boxes from deliveries under the bed instead, then you can just throw them away when they get dirty

the cats are gonna take up the whole bed and then you'll be forced to sleep in the maze

ahh welcome to the nightmare in cleaning street

Outta sight, outta mind.
- Hmm, isn't scent one of those senses tied closely to memory and is permeable to a mattress?
  Also, at OP, cleaning wouldn't be too difficult. Lift mattress, apply vacuum hose.
- not my mind, sure as hell not my wife's

more like this because my cat is too dumb to find the exit:

Great place to store small dead animals

Try to give them medicine once and you'll be lifting the box spring and mattress off late at night! I guarantee it...

Before attempting such things (with or without this crazy setup), it is best to block all escapes/hiding spots, like closing a door to a room with these risks.

Good luck if your cat shits under the bed

No absolutely not!

The little orange Zip is already dragging socks under the bed to fight. I would never be able to get them back

Orange cat behaviour
- She is a whirl-wind of terror for sure.

My dumbass cats would get lost down there and we'd have to let them out twice a night

@everyone in this comment section:

I was just wondering what kind of billionaire mansion people would have to live in to not use the space under their bed for storage

Do you want a spider empire? Because this is how you get a spider empire.

Not if the cat overlords roam the labyrinth. If it moves its free game :)

"hackhackhackhack"....Oh shit!

This is the stupidest idea I’ve ever seen - I love it!

Stupid idea but great execution

2am

kak kak karrrph karrpugh kak kak kak kaaaaak kbbblorp

Hairball puke pile under my bed.

I mean there's already one there, but i can at least get to it.

Taking apart the bed at night because they brought a mouse there.

Nice.

One of our cats would go in and we would never see her again...

That's cats regardless of bed trappings

Is there a /c/zoomies yet? This would provide the community with content for years

And its not too dark for them in the interior?

You don't have cats, do you? Lol
- I do. They don't go into the donut because it's too dark, i have to cut a hole at the back so they would go in. Bunch of pussy i say.
- I don't 😣
"Cats can see in the dark because the structure of their eyes, and specifically their retinas, permits them 'better' vision than humans when light levels are low," Plummer said. "Cats have a higher percentage and concentration of rod photoreceptors than humans, which means they have better sensitivity to light, and can see more in low levels of illumination than we can."
- I understand that, but the center has no light. Or does it have a dim LED?
- So I just got a cat and I have been leaving the light on by the litterbox at night. Are you telling me I can shut it off and he'll still find it ok lol I am dumb

Yeah, that’s what you need to hear at 2 AM.

More like: Cats at 3AM all over your face.

And neither of yous will be getting any sleep. 🙃

Maybe my cats are weird, but I've never really had the 2 am zoomie issue. One spends most of the night by my feet. I don't know what the other two usually do, but if I get up to use the bathroom, I'll often see them lounging in the hallway, like they're holding a meeting.

Lotta stubbed toes!

This'll be great for a rabbit

One of my dogs would love it too. She is a dachshund and loves hiding and burrowing.

Cats do that regardless or do you think they're stand still.