I cannot argue with this
I cannot argue with this
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Personally, as a US American, I find it offensive that other languages are so specific and pedantic about their foods that you can't even call a dish "noodles" without a thirty down votes and at least one 20,000 word essay on why you're wrong and why you're wrong for being wrong and yet here we are, several minutes into a thread and nobody's pointed out that this is a cheeseburger.
Also, its name would be Lucas.
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I could see an argument for a cheeseburger being a type of hamburger.
All cheeseburgers are hamburgers, not all hamburgers are cheeseburgers
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It is, but if you ask for a hamburger with cheese, I'm going to look at you weird, and I'll ask if you want the cheese melted.
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Or is this a Grilled Cheese?
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5 patties? i call that a waist of food.
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You won't have a waist if you keep eating like that.
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Expensive.
Carl's Jr. used to sell a "Six-Dollar Burger" for $3.95. The idea was six dollars was a lot to pay for a hamburger, so it must be a fantastic deal at $3.95, which was also a lot to pay for a hamburger at the time.
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that burger is so fucking good
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hamberder
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Widowmaker.
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Big Hamburger.
I like that. Simple. Straightforward. To the point. No flashy PR nonsense because it doesn't need a hype man. It's just a big burger.
Want a big burger? Here's a big burger.
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The quintuple bypass
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My favorite.
Thanks y'all for giving me a good laugh!
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Reginald II
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+5 Meatbomination of Heart Disease.
Cholesterol +5 Obesity +5 Self-esteme -1 Lifespan -5
Heartburn (ex.): upon consumption inflict 1 point of damage (acid, internal) and reduce effective sleep by 4 hours.
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A disgusting meatball on bread.
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It looks like it has the worst meat to bread to cheese ratio I've ever seen on a burger
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Seriously. Remove one patty, add a bunch of pickles, and some lettuce, tomato, whatever, and maybe we can talk... about emergency phone numbers and my insurance card. But I'd probably negotiate for the center patty, too.
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fuck pickles on burgers
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Invisible to RFK
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Fred? Fred Cheeseheart? Is that you?
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It needs at least twice as much cheese before I'd eat it.
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spotted the american
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Sextuple bypass.
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It looks like it's from Burger King so I would just call it "garbage."
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The Donald.
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At In-N-Out, it would be a 5x5 (five by five). That sounds reasonable to me.
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Christ-o-pha, halp!
Therapist, halp!
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Chest clincher.
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Artery Hardener
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Waste.
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Beefburger
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"The Pentattack"
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Five cow burger
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Charbroiled Coronary
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Damnburger.
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MeatBrick: a culinary hate crime.
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American breakfast.
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Fatties patties
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The second coming of the triple bi-pass burger.
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a family of four's weekly protein requirement
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Pentabalicious
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Hambesity!
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The Unhinger, after the movement you need to perform with your jaws to take a bite
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Royale Flush with Cheese
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That's going to take more than one flush.
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Colon Calamity
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Edible cardiac arrest
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Herdberger
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Il McStatunitense
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think juciy meat sandwich
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The latin name for this monstrosity is actually: "Metaphorus Americanus" or "shut up and slam this giant nasty grease bomb into your gut"
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The Crazy One.
You really want to put part of him/her in your mouth, but you know it's a really bad idea.
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I'd call it The Terrible Ratio
Doesn't look tasty at all.