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I've got the good Lord going down on meeeeeeee!
28ReplyThrough God all things are possible, so jot that down.
18ReplyJotted.
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I will put my God damn thumb through your eye, you little bitch!
14ReplyNo, no. First you eat the cracker and drink the wine and then they are transubstantiated into the flesh and blood of Christ in your belly. Much more sensible.
13ReplyUh, false. The transubstantiation happens in the cracker bowl. Otherwise, all christians everywhere could be said to be crackers.
\s because internet.
5ReplyThat's bananas
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Make sure you bring a can of spray cheese to spice it up
Jesus is crispy but pretty bland
2ReplyTastes like sand
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