22h ago

Will Heads Roll?

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I want the heads of fascists to roll while I eat avocado toast with smoked salmon
Set up avocado toast food truck at the chopping
To be fair I do want the avocado toast as well
- Brunch guillotine sponsored by avocados from Mexico.
This is a class conflict, not a merely a generational conflict. I'm old as fuck and I will sharpen the blade.
- That file looks a little dull, bro. Here, let's see if I have a better one.
  
  They're saying the Epstein files are extra sharp.
Not just millennials.
"Let them eat avocado toasts!"
Said the boomer walking to the guillotine.
Might have been decent strapping but the palletization is garbage and that thing should be transported in the safe position, not the armed position.
I am not happy for those workers.
- Pretty certain this isn't actually a functional one. The blade is likely blunt and screwed/bolted in place. I mean I could be wrong. I just think decorative ones for for festivals or amusement parks are the main function they serve today. Sadly.
  
  Let me have my fantasy
- I don't think that is strapping, that is just decoration. They used pallets as a base for easier (dis)assembly.
Why would I want to impose painless death?
Woodchippers are ubiquitous. Just spray these facists into a field.
- The way you would execute people reflects more on you than on the people you would execute
And trbuchets
Both? (I am genz, I want both)
- at once, in fact
  avo toast instead of popcorn
I'm like super out of touch. Is this "avocado toast" a thing MILLENIALS strive to eat on the regular?
- Avocado toast is one of the many things disingenuous conservative media has used to blame millennials for the economic situation we grew up in. "They wouldn't be in such poor financial situation if they stopped paying $15 for avocado toast at brunch every day"
  That being said... avocado toast rocks and that is an opinion shared by all of my friends of my age lol. Personally I like mine with a fried egg and hot sauce
- No it’s just a meme.
- seriously. i eat my avocados with tomato, onion, peppers, a little lime or lemon, salt, some time, and some tortilla. occasionally also meat and cheese. what's this about toast.
excuse me i don't see proper supports. where are the buttresses
It doesn't have to have a nice green ribbon.
\ Def a plus tho.
\ Portrays a message of extreme eco-friendliness.

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