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Boo backwards colors! (I would be too lazy to fix it too, but that won’t stop me from being mindlessly tribal here!)
A dingo ate my baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. While watching mommy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo daddy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo mommy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo daddy snake make baby snakes doo doo doo doo doo doo baby snakes doo doo doo doo doo doo.
So the shark walks up to the dingo stand, and says to the dog running the stand, dum dum dum, got any snakes?
Wait, the symbol for medicine is snakes doing it?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caduceus_as_a_symbol_of_medicine
Yes, but no. The correct symbol would be this one:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_of_AsclepiusBut someone fucked up a hundred years ago and now we're here.
I once wrote in the sex Ed annonymous question box how snakes have sex and the teacher got pissed and threw it away like it was a prank. I really wanted to know :( Now I do! Kinda! I know it looks cooler than mamals mating at least
Shouldn't your life be in danger? Like you just got bitten by a poisonous spider while you saw all of this.
I read that and wondered how a dingo would host a dinner with a shark and apparently I need a nap. (Obligatory "thanks, English".)
Can snake sex be called snex?
Boo backwards colors! (I would be too lazy to fix it too, but that won’t stop me from being mindlessly tribal here!)
Snexy!