Brett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolina
Brett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolina

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Brett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolina

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/36200280
Looks like Jesus took the wheel.
Turns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
planes don't have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick.
So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
he miracled away the wheels.
He’s only rated for clouds of glory.
Silly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️