Trapeze artists
Trapeze artists
Trapeze artists
Take a bowel.
The cannon was loaded from the start.
Trapeze shartist
Yet another problem that wouldn't exist with a properly unionized work force. If your boss tells you to work when sick, there's only one person who should be shat on.
Well, here's me hoping the victims suing for damages get them paid from the one responsible for making the poor (wo)man work, and not from them directly.
Yea problems like these are really prolific if you just believe anything you read on the internet and don't stop to think if it might be fake.
Aaaaaand that's enough internet for today....
For me it was this
Miscalculated fart
Here I sit broken hearted.
They are taking "shitpost" too literally.
Doodoo shower.
You’ll never guess this ONE WEIRD TRICK to get raptured…
This is my nightmare. I would immediately self-immolate.
I once lost a low cost RC airplane in a tree. I had the option of (1) climbing the tree to get it, exposing myself to risk of the sharts, or (2) leaving the airplane in there. I chose 2, (rather spend 15 more dollars than shart in public, from a tree) but the person who lost the plane chose 1.
When you're doing a backflip and your sphincter starts to slip...
Thats amore
When you're flying on that swing and you feel that stomach ping...
The Lord moves in mysterious ways
As do the bowels
Thank you, I will use this later. 🏴☠️
Like an aerial Tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.
Life Goals
Where is /r/boottoobig on the Fediverse?
Chocolate rain!
Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.
CHOCOLATE RAIN!