Small town Tinder be like...

Does she have all teeth in her mouth or just still keeps them somewhere?

She keeps them with her collections of children and baby daddies.
Just gonna have to swipe right and find out.

"multiple baby daddies"

Can someone explain what that is to my non 'murican ass?

The young lady's paramours are not the strongest with their pullout game.
She has more than one child with more than one man. There are multiple people her babies call daddy.
- Calling them baby daddies feels awfully sexual.
From Urban Dictionary's top definition:
Short for "Baby's Daddy". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.
- I hadn't heard it was unmarried specifically, like if they did get married and divorced they're still fathers of the babies
It's similar to me and my small collection of ex-wives.

I mean, unironically, kudos for being realistic and also not havin the same 'my personality is I like dog/cat and outdoor activity/athletic activity and want to travel' profile.

And yet many women prefer that. Tinder is shit anyway, it's rarely for serious relationships. I heard only 10% of matches on Tinder end up seriously. My friend's experience corroborates that.
- I've been out of the dating game for a while. Isn't Tinder aimed mostly at one-night stands? Doesn't one filter solely by appearance, by swiping people?

As someone who comes from a small town and moved to a city - this is all 100% accurate. I wasn't 2 years out of high school and started noticing people my age had already both had kids and were starting to get divorces. Good ol' fashioned home-town morals.

It's the fault of the homosexuals and the transgenders destroying the sanctity of marriage!
- Dang sexy homosexuals and transers.
When I was in the 8th grade, I had a friend with two kids. TBF he had been held back for four years and should have been a senior in high school by that point, but it was still pretty unusual.
Christian love works fast

I live in a rural area too and still have all my teeth too, well, except for one that I lost when the back of a folded stock shotgun hit me in the face when I was a kid and wasn't prepared for the recoil without the stock against my shoulder. But I had that tooth replaced with a fake one, so it still looks like I have all my teeth.

I'm glad you didn't knock out your rizz tooth. Were you holding the gun too far forward because your arms were short or was the stock folded and you were using a pistol grip?
- stock folded, I wasn't prepared for the recoil without the stock on my shoulder.
  I've been shooting guns since I was like...7 and I was always abnormally tall and strong for my age when I was a kid
You have a bonus tooth!

What small town is this from? ... asking for a friend .... who also has all their teeth.

No clue, but it very easily could have come from the one I grew up in.
The_Picard_Maneuver is MIA, so I dove into my ~2014 era meme folder and am posting some golden oldies
- The_Picard_Maneuver is MIA
  ... that's kinda concerning ... and if they are in the US, disappearing people is starting to become the norm in that country. Hopefully everything is OK. Thanks for the info.
- 2014? She might have a divorce and a meth addiction going on by now.

I can stop doing meth anytime I want

Good. Let me have what you're not using.
- Self-control?

Just a small town girl....

midnight train going anywhere cancelled due to 50 years of 0 investment in infrastructure
Livin' in a lonely world...

Timbr

Totally totally doesn't have a meth addiction. She can quit any time!

I feel like there's the workings of a madlibs style remix of this post if you swap the right bits around, but I can't quite crack it

If you do, post it!

And she’s got well over 100 likes, I’m betting.

I have an hypothesis on "small town hot", with no basis but my observations.

People tend to be hotter and fitter in small towns because the competition for a mate is so stiff. Also, the attractiveness is out of scale with the lower incomes. Also, there seems to be less of a middle ground. You're either hot or a fat slob.

I assumed it meant the opposite: ‘hot relative to the limited choices in the local dating pool but average if compared to like models etc’
- Or, in particularly small towns, just “hot relative”
People in walkable cities tend to be hottest. Daily exercise does a lot of good for bodies.
- You have no idea how correct you are. I moved from a small town to a massive city and after a while I noticed there was a lot less overweight people and people were just generally in better shape.
  Move somewhere where you don't need a car and can walk and take public transit. Humans are not built to drive around everywhere and only walk in parking lots.
- So does redneck business. Ever met a young man who works a ranch or farm? LOL, walking doesn't get you that body. And the women have to compete for such men.
  My take isn't rural vs. city, good or bad. I'm simply stating what I've seen IRL.
Small town hot would be a normie in a large city.
- Small town would be homeless in a large city, that's why they are in the town.
- Never been around small towns? The selection pressure is immense.
  My camp is outside a town of 900 souls. Observe the people going in and out the local grocery/convenience store vs. the people at a Circle K in the city. Night and day.
  In a large population, you can be fat, plain, unstylish, whatever, still find a mate. Of course that doesn't account for "the best of the best", but seems to me "average" is quite a bit higher in rural areas, even given the lower income.