Well fuck me then
Well fuck me then
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Rookie mistake. If the can owner turns the can over they'd find a P38 can opener to easily open and enjoy their beverage. /s
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Man, I dunno why I miss these? They're so unwieldy it made it fun to tame the can
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This is what that weird thing on your multi-tool is for.
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No, that's where the tiny little eyeglass screwdriver used to attach. I'd use the can opener.
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Well duh, it's a can't of DIET cola
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The pop-top is a subscription. For $1.99/mo you can get cans that have convenient openings.
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Can of Nope.
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I bet a coke collector would pay like... ten bucks for that can.
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Yeah, in my area the local bottler kept giving out sealed empty Pepsi cans.
People were pissed, but I sold 3 for $20 a pop on ebay.
Pun intended.
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A can piercer would open it just fine. (That's the pointy end of a bottle opener) They're also handy for cutting open taped-up cardboard boxes, less likely to cut the contents than a box cutter.
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Church key
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I remember the first time as a kid, that someone asked me to hand them the Church Key, and I was majorly confused. Why do you want a key to a church? We don't even go to church, why would we have a key? Do people who go to church all get their own key to the front door?
I had a lot of questions, and they didn't end when it was explained that a church key is a can opener...
"THEN WHY DO THEY CALL IT A CHURCH KEY? WHY DON'T THEY JUST CALL IT A CAN OPENER?"
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I often call it that too, although I think it would be difficult to break into a church using one.
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we slapped a lil magnet on ours and it lives on the fridge.
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Coken't
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I can I can't
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It's doing OP a favour. The "Diet" means nothing and $1 for $1 Coke is worse for your body than coke.
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Well, $2 of Coke makes me feel good all day. I bet $2 of coke couldn't do that!
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Your coke lasts all day? Damn, super jealous.
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I can't move it move it anymore Maurice
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it's the weirdest times when the can tab breaks off
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Do they even make church keys these days?
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