Maxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartment
Maxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartment
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Maxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartment - Global Coffee Report
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As more Americans opt for apartment living, the coffee brand serves up a year’s worth of coffee to match their 12-month leases
Opting?! We have no choice!
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Holy shit this is a real thing? The most braindead and out of touch marketing executive dreamed this up.
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pretty sure it's just bullshit being written to assist their shitty ai garbage in producing false bullshit.. gotta train that dogshit data into the information takeover somehow.
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In a time when almost a third of Americans are opting to rent instead of purchase a home,
Didn't know it was a choice.
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Oh it is, the other options didn't have proper walls or climate control though.
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You could buy a really small one. Like a box.
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Writers at The Onion must be tearing their hair out.
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Is this going to be another one of those things where a bunch of online bots try to incite a manufactured outrage?
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There's a lot to unpack here, but there's a reason some people like getting coffee from a good cafe sometimes -- where it's fresh and sourced/roasted/prepared by someone who possibly gives a shit -- instead of scooping questionable brown powder that tastes like exploitation from a giant plastic tub. And yes, we know it's more expensive.
Honestly can't wait for Maxwell House, Folgers et al and their shitty supply chains to croak.
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"no one is drinking our shitty coffee! do something" what a brain-dead gimmick.
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What's the opposite of eating the onion? Cuz I just did that
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