I made no promises

"It's hot, and it's ready"

"Is it goo-"

"I said it is HOT, and it is READY"

As an ex McDs employee, I can confirm this. The number of fried rodents I pulled out while cleaning the fryer vats is ridiculously high.

Me working at Burger King having a customer lose their shit over pickles.

Heyyy it's a phone on a cord. Nice