I mean... except shitting my pants...
I mean... except shitting my pants...
I mean... except shitting my pants...
Pet the damn dog.
Would
Seriously, what is this comm even doing on the monster fuckingest site I've ever seen? Scare me. Yeah right. Try deviantart or furaffinity maybe
Tell him to hold the handrail. Those steps are wood, they're pretty slippery. And if that guy has any fuzz on the bottoms of his feet, he could have a bad fall. And if I'm home alone I may not have the strength to help him if he gets injured.
I'm a thirty five year old man and sometimes I still go up the stairs on all fours like some sort of crazed stair goblin
ask if he wants a paw rub
or a penis lick
I cast American magic
Unload with whatever is on hand? I cast 12-gauge buckshot!
whip my dick out and start helicoptering it while screaming out the star spangled banner. make eye contact and slowly walk towards the beast with a growing grin.
If they're nice, we chill.
If they're just trying to be a dick, some fingers are getting stepped on. Oops.
For the last time, you're staying either Inside or outside, none of this coming in and out nonsense, it's 3am for fucks sake, GOT TO BED NOW!
If we are being hypothetical....
again?
Sigh.... Zzziiiipppp
Think "where this stairs came from?". I don't have a basement.
ask him if he wanna chill and watch anime. cause we got a lot of snacks.
Just say "thank God it's over. I dont have to do this anymore"
My house doesn't have stairs. I'm clearly not at home. This is probably the homeowner coming to ask me what the hell I'm doing in his house. I have no answer, but I apologize and leave. Since I don't drink or take drugs, I'm thinking I'd better get my house checked for gas leaks.
Oh fucking come on. Really? I'm so tired of this bullshit. Seriously I'm done. I'm gonna beat you till I'm bored.
Edit: that post is like "alright, Ice exists, dhs exists, CBP exists. Fuck you demon. I'm just sick of this shit and I'm gonna kill you because I'm just not scared, and sick of the bullshit."
"Go to bed, Greg. You're drunk."
Here boy! You want the ball? Go get the ball boy! makes throwing motion Go get it!
And add a sense of betrayal to its monstrous hunger!?!
Call my Haitian neighbors! /s
Wonder where the other 13 are.
Ask him if he’s heard of Man with a Mission. Japanese rock band. Rarely if ever seen without their wolf helmets. Like a furry version of Daft Punk. But rock. Look up the song My Hero, or Memories to get an idea. Or Merry Go Round, the song they did for My Hero Academia.
Sit with it and ask what it needs.
It's just a phase. He'll be fine in the morning