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but... but... most of earth's water is carbonated
9don't believe their lies, do your own research!
6And as it heats up, more CO2 will diffuse into oceans. Even more carbonation!
2looks like we found the southerner who calls every cold drink a Coke.
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But the earth isn't 71% water. Only its surface. So you can say the world's surface is flat, which makes the joke not work as well.
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