Valve To Steam Deck Owners: Stop Huffing Its Vent Fumes
Valve To Steam Deck Owners: Stop Huffing Its Vent Fumes

The company behind Portal, Half-Life, and Steam isn’t amused by all the vent smellin’

Valve To Steam Deck Owners: Stop Huffing Its Vent Fumes
The company behind Portal, Half-Life, and Steam isn’t amused by all the vent smellin’
I wish I could stop, but I can't. The gentle warm air breezing past my nostrils, the faint sweet scent of heated silicon filling my lungs, it calms me, soothes my shattered nerves.
I need it, that sweet nectar, the caress of the fumes. It makes me feel whole, like being safe in the womb once again, a rare comfort in this cold world.
Don't know whether to call it getting steamed or getting decked
I will not.
But it makes me better at gaming.
The next trend after RGB.
Wait until you learn how sweet lead paint chips taste.
You can't take my vent fumes away from me.
Well, I wasn't planning on it, but now that I know it's an option, I'll be sure to take this up when it arrives!
Thanks for the idea, Valve!
Huffing my steam deck fumes, getting the munchies and eating the single hot chip and washing it down with the panera lemonade.
Don’t forget to leave an experiential narrative on Erowid.
Honestly, no I will not stop. Been doing it on my Thinkpad and will continue
I have a pretty bad dust allergy, so I avoid electronic exhaust as it’s usually high in dust. But I had to admit the warm air feels good blowing on your face when you are waiting for something to load.
I can stop whenever I want ... BUT I DON'T WANT TO!
Now I want a Steamdeck even more dammit
Literally 1984, don't tell me what to do you gosh darn liberals!
Aside from the idiot fanboy crowd, who has data?