The reason for the season is banging babay.https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/dec/20/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find
Wow! That's a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.God bless us. Every one.
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It totally wouldn't be to line execs pockets with a few bullshit stories that people fall for like insects to a trap-HallmarkOh, right, what was I thinking
The reason for the season is banging babay.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/dec/20/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find
Wow! That's a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.
God bless us. Every one.
Twelve rimmers rimming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten pervs a-creeping
Nine ladies stripping
Eight tits a-milking
Seven edgers edging
Six freaks roleplaying
FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS
You can break your penis???
Bang, bang, bang on the door baby!