Me: invents a device to talk to cats...
Me: invents a device to talk to cats...
I'd worry if I could understand my cat. What if he is very convincing.
18An unstoppable quest to world domination is unleashed
7Yeah, maybe he'd tell you he always gets constipation from the dry stuff or something.
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pro tip: you can just give cats pieces of raw meat, literally just the cheapest shittiest ground meat or whatever leftovers is really good for them and they LOVE IT
if you want your cat to worship the ground you walk on, give them some chicken organs from time to time.
18I’ve watched my cat crack the skulls and devour the brains of rabbits and scoff at nice raw tuna… cats are metal
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Me: Invents device to talk to cats
Cat: Meow.
16Just FYI, cats get dehydrated really easily, which leads to kidney failure, and death. Because of this, it is better for your cat if you give them wet food. It helps with their liquid requirements.
12I add water to my cats wet food, he doesn't drink otherwise unless on the brink of death, so this should help prevent some issues when he's older.
6My cat both drinks and pisses like a horse so depends on the cat I guess
3I wish I knew that years ago as mine has kidney disease but at least is on full wet kidney specific diet now
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Me needs to invent a device that adds punctuation.
10Starter Villain by John Scalzi had this as a plot point.
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