9 mo. ago • 97%

clamp clamp

24 comments

...squeeze your meat?

I guess that does make me happy.

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- Hahahaha
  
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Fuck you. Where’s the paid upvote on this platform? You deserve it.

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- I feel the gold coming from your heart.
  
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  That's compressed cholesterol.
  
  Compressterol.
  
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It's clamping time!

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I had to buy clamps today and I automatically chanted this when I picked them up

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How long before the repost with 'Whoa Black Betty' as the caption?

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- be the repost you wish to see in this world
  
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If you're happy and you know it...

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If you're happy and you know it...

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- Hold a stamp in an AI generated hellscape?
  
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  To AI's credit, they have the correct number of fingers.
  
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  Stamp a skeet / stomp your feet
  
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  I wonder if newer AI models are going to have to learn what "AI Generated" is supposed to look like, and how ironic it would be it they had to output worse quality in order for people to accept it was AI generated. Maybe "Gen[1/2/3/4]_AI" would be better, like how we have console generations and stuff.
  
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This surely is an euphemism for something...

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- Clamp your ham!
  
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  Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn't feel correct
  
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- Keep your dick in a vice
  
  -AvE dude
  
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If you’re happy and you know it, hamp your clams

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- Hamping, that's what hampers do, right?
  
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Was trying to figure out what "clap your hams" meant before seeing another comment saying "clamp"

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The sound of one ham clamping is an unpleasant twist.

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