Clash of Twitter
Clash of Twitter
Clash of Twitter
Emeralds instead of gems would be more appropriate.
"Daddy's emeralds" is even more accurate.
I was thinking DOGE rather than GEMS but Emeralds works too!
Nice
I was thinking DOGE rather than GEMS but Emeralds works too!
Doge might be confusing because Dogecoin is a thing and IIRC it's super cheap (which Daddy Elon's tweets ain't).
Elon Musk is the innovator of bad ideas.
You have to remember, most apps and sites all boomed around (roughly) the same time.
I think it's a mixture of two things I saw other commenters say: investors demanding constant growth (I'm not one of those rabid anti-capitalists, but this cutthroat unforgiving attitude of boards and investors is NOT sustainable), and the other factor is these sites/apps focused on finding their niche and building an audience/userbase first and worried about monetizing second.
Since websites and apps all had the same start point just a couple of decades ago (for the oldest sites), it's not a huge surprise they're all running into the same dilemmas around roughly the same 5 year time span.
If I had to hazard a guess, I'd wager we'll see a few major companies rise up, build a huge audience, screw up the monetization, and drive everyone scattering to smaller sites/apps. Then in a few years one of those smaller apps has a good run, rises to the top, pulls all the users that were previously scattered, and then botches their own model eventually, scattering the users again. Rinse and repeat. Just my thoughts though
Will it actually be cyclical? Twitter and Reddit tearing up their user base has caused the Fediverse to grow. I find it unlikely that - if Twitter and Reddit continue to go the way of Facebook, with the majority of the core user base leaving as enshitification worsens - they go somewhere other than Mastodon or Lemmy.
People can shout about how lemmy/Mastodon aren't user friendly - but with their growth they are massively improving and will continue to do so.
Something I read someone else here on Lemmy, but which is a good point, is the fact that there aren't that many investors around anymore. Boomers are slowly dying out and Millenials don't have that much money (Gen Y even less so). All of those social media apps were/are running at a loss for a long time before eventually becoming (barely) profitable, needing a steady stream of investors chasing the potential value of the app to stay afloat.
Saudi Arabia are currently a significant portion of venture capital. They have a ton of money coming from a dying source (oil) so they need to diversify.
Missed a golden opportunity to use an emerald instead of generic gem.
i love the faces on the gems.
Quality shitpost
They should use emeralds like those dug out of his dad's emerald mine
"You are attempting to make a post on politically sensitive subject matter, so your reach has been restricted. For $4.99, buy an extra Boost™ so more see your post! ($49.99 if you're a registered Democrat.)"
Is the title a play on Clash of Clans (and other SuperCell games)? I never thought of them as the worst of the pay-to-win mobil games, but I haven't played them in a decade
Touch grass tokens
this is gold
No, they're gems.
This is the most Elon thing I've ever seen.
Literally pay to lose
Not realistic, they'd make very random gem numbers to confuse people as much as possible.
"Buy 295 gems for $4, or for a limited time get 699 gems for $10! Subscribe now for 295 gems a week for one month! Recharge your tweet limit for only 365 gems!"
Nah, Elon being Elon, he would use meme numbers. The API costs $42000 per month because 420 funny numer.
Somehow, every time I think Elon Musk has reached his zenith of cringe, he manages to outdo himself.
Yep. Confuse the customer as much as possible. This is the rule of capitalism. The more confused the customer, the more likely they are to just say "fuck it" and do whatever you're nudging them to do, which, hint, is the most profitable.
Test
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Couldn’t comment on anything yesterday — so had to try it out before committing to a reply to a longer post again 😅
The most implausible thing here is that it only costs 1 gem.
Soon enough this will actually happen. There's no way they won't try to pull this shit.
The sequence of events from Elon Musk acquiring Twitter to now is an incredible journey.
Holy shit, welcome you mad legend. Glad you made it to the other side.
You know Lemmy's legit when it's gotten PoppinKREAM's seal of approval.
Whoa PoppinKREAM is on Lemmy now? I knew I made the correct choice. Welcome, legend.
Is this real? It doesn't feel real...
TIL that Lemmy supports references. What a neat feature.
You know we're in the right place when these golden PoppinKREAM posts are here.
Platforms are nothing without these true internet content creators.
don’t forget that the new CEO, hired to bring advertisers back, has a non-compete clause preventing her from working with advertisers
That whole not paying rent thing becomes even murkier when you dive into one of his many other lawsuits.
And
Hey, thanks for the source! Oh my goodness, this is awful. I'll have to go through this court filing.
The gems are is the post. The gold is in the comments.
Hell yeah PoppinKREAM is on Lemmy. We've made it boys!
I would like to award your comment with one lemmy gold🏅
Wow this really feels like reddit again. High quality comment followed by low effort award post. All we need now is an award speech edit
I wonder if we will get the Internet Historian feature-length special about it or some dude will generate it with AI first.
Hey, it's poppinkream!
It truly has been a wonderful ride, is amazing that Spez could pull away last second and destroy reddit right before musk pulls this shit. 8 do thing when is all said and done musk will have fucked himself the hardest .. I think anything can happen
Omfg you're here! I'm so fucking excited now! I would always read through your such well written and referenced comments!!! This is such an exciting moment!