What is the best response to "Who are you?"
What is the best response to "Who are you?"
"I'm whoever you want me to be, sweetheart" smoker's cough
36I like this one. It nasty.
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20Cmon tell me who are you?
Who who, who who
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Your name, usually.
20Who's asking?
14“I’m Batman,”
13I dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y'know?
12"I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering"
9Who's that?
2RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."
8Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking "venture forth".
7Who's asking?
4An explanation of what I’m doing here.
4Goddamn. Lemmy users are bad at comebacks.
4"Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?"
4"I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?"
4Hello Fine Thanks. I'm CD.
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4I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the little mouse that eats your cheese! I am Darkwing Duck
4Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
4You rang?
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The man your mom wishes she was.
3A better question is "What do you want?"
t. Mr. Morden (Babylon 5)
3Do you want my real name, or a fake one?
3Not a Vorlon, that's for sure
3"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
2"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
2"My Name is Guy Incognito!"
2This man is my exact double!
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Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!!
2"your worst nightmare"
2I AM THE RED WORM!
2I am Sancho!
2"I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"
2"If you have to ask, you might as well update your resume."
1"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
1I am CapnAssHolo. Captain of the Millennium Flatulence!
1I'm you, but stronger
1"I'm Frida's boss."
1My name is jimmydoreisalefty, nice to meet you! What is your name!?
You can also go with the 30 sec elevator speech or...
Other possible replies:
No one. [walks away, CALMLY]
Your soulmate?
Depends on the setting and people.
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